Bison Zucchini Garlic Lasagna
|Pretend not to notice when he picks up on your little drinking game and joins you. His game seems to be drink when your lady friend begins displaying signs of mounting anxiety.|
Then! You find out the lasagna is actually delicious and garlic had the audacity to outshine the bison. You give your gentleman friend* a high five and wonder if you are in fact, crazy.
*2016 update: turns out he's awful