The Classic Pina Colada
Colada = strained/bleached or washed (wtf?)
Pina colada = bad decisions in tropical locations
1/2 cup rum1/2 cup coconut cream
1/4 cup coconut milk
1/2 cup frozen pineapple chunks
1 shot of kahlua (optional)
Sliced pineapple, for garnish (optional)
Maraschino cherry, for garnish (non-optional best part)
Add rum, coconut cream, coconut milk and remainder of pineapple. Puree.
Serve, with a shot of kahlua a the bottom of the glass, garnished with a slice of pineapple and maraschino cherry.
Since you're clearly on vacation (or pretending to be) at this point, go ahead and play a game of who can tie that cherry stem in a knot using only their tongue…because as dictated above, when constructed and consumed correctly, Pina Coladas lead to bad decisions in tropical locations. So drink up, and leave your stories in the comment section below.